Rude - 'Alternative' To the Nice List! -Santa Christmas

🎄 Rude Christmas Certificate – "The Twat List" (A4)
Not everyone makes the Nice List… and some people don’t even come close.
Introducing The Twat List — a hilariously rude alternative to Santa’s usual praise. Perfect for your cheeky mates, office Secret Santas, or anyone who deserves a festive roast with a side of coal.

🎁 What’s Included:
•     A4-sized certificate (210mm × 297mm)
•     Printed on premium, smooth-touch paper for a luxurious finish
•     Personalised with the recipient’s first name in bold, elegant script
•     Features a traditional Santa claus design and official North Pole seal
•     Signed by Santa Claus — Officially Signed & Sealed (begrudgingly)

💌 Personalisation:
Just enter the name of your favourite festive troublemaker, and we’ll create a brutally honest certificate that’s guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe a lump of coal).

🎅 Perfect For:
•     Office Secret Santa gifts
•     Christmas party icebreakers
•     Sibling banter
•     Cheeky stocking fillers
•     Friends who love a good roast